Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Protects You From Fangs

GOOP product to repel vampires!

Looking for a present for your Halloween-loving fried who has everything? Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle site has you covered with Psychic Vampire Repellent.

For the low, low price of $30 bucks, you can get “a spray-able elixir” from Goop that “uses a combination of gem healing and deeply aromatic therapeutic oils” to “banish bad vibes (and shield you from the people who may be causing them).” To use it, you have to spray it around your head to safeguard your aura.

If you’re getting this product to be more like the Oscar winner, you might be out of luck. In an interview earlier this summer, she admitted, “There are things [on the site] that you go, ‘Oh, that seems a bit much.’”

Source: Goop